A funny for the day.
I received this one in my emails, I thought it was cute.



If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are
stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.


Blogger Joyful said...

HAHAHA!!! Can't believe I'm the first one to comment here!!! FUNNY! Reminds me of another funny e-mail I received...I would forward it to you, but I can't seem to find your e-mail...I know I had it...well, if I do find it, I'll send it on. (Can't copy it here because there's a picture involved.)

Thanks for the smile!

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